Don ZOLA
Caldari TunDraGon
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Posted - 2010.03.17 09:32:00 -
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Edited by: Don ZOLA on 17/03/2010 09:33:23 I was out with friends getting wasted. After couple of hours we got the brilliant idea to go on hookers. So there we were in the middle of the bordel, continuing to drink and being surrounded by hot chicks.
My mates started spreading out going to rooms with *****es when i noticed one ***** separated on the bar. She seemed to be depressed and ugleh and dunno why (prolly cuz of my brain state at that particular moment) i went to her.
As soon as i get closer and sit near her i realise why she is separated and solo (and sad too), she was really fugly and looked more like a man then a woman. Ah well i was wasted and continued to chat and giggle with her and proceed to drink. She asked me to go to room and her eyes begged me to accept. For a moment i was F*CK NO, but then being separated from my brain a thought went trough my mind "hey this is not the first ugly chick i`ll bang and not the last either anyway, ill do her a favour".
As i accept i see the shine in her eyes. We go to room and she starts some sucky sucky which was suprisingly good. Then when she felt im ready she put herself in doggy position and i mount her. As i start pounding her doggy style i realise there is something wrong, i felt my prides 2 partners touch something that wasnt supposed to be there. Quick check and i realise we have a tranny situation! And i burst in laughter, laughing to myself for being so stupid for not realising it before when it was obvious.
He asked me if im mad, i said no. I decided to continue as im paying for it anyway. So i continue pounding and trying to enjoy the situation, as i got a bit mad about the whole situation i go harder and harder. And then...
He started moaning and saying "Vindicator" i was like WTF IS THIS CANDY CAMERA OR WHAT!!
I turn im around smack his face once and asked what the f*ck is he mentioning in moans/screams? He said "a ship".
What does a ship has to do with us having sex here? He said that ship makes him horny. I played dumb and asked what kind of ship it is. He answered that its a spaceship.
I went directly to the point. Whats your char name?
Silence... Dont be shy, say it.... still silence. I smack his face "WHATS YOUR CHARACTER NAME *****"
He lets a shy tear...my char name...is... Lord Zap...
Oh, sorry for hitting you mate havent recognized you with all that make up :|
And since that day he is my *****
<3 Darren :D
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